Meet Alan Duvet the French connection Gonk
Profile:
- Born near Livarot, Normandy, but now lives in a large mushroom in Gonkland
- Speaks fluent English, but ignores anyone who doesn’t greet him in French first
- Drives a Citroen 2CV.(specially adapted for Gonks)
- Alan Duvet teaches piano and also plays the guitar as well as the Gonkwhistlephone.
- Alan’s claim to fame is that he can slice open a croissant and fill it with jam without dropping a single crumb whilst blindfolded with one arm tied behind his back!
- He also likes playing boules!