Phuket Wong Gonk
Meet Phuket Wong. Phuket is pronounced ‘Pookette’ for all you ignorant peasants out there!
Profile:
- Born in Phuket, Thailand but now lives in Gonkland
- Runs the local chip shop so he certainly knows his noodles!
- Phuket plays Gonkwhisltphone, chop sticks, bamboo flute and Chinese gongs -
so he’s an extremely great asset to the band! - Works part time for Alan Duvet as substitute ‘Note Keeper’ for when Angus McDangle goes AWAL
- Collects Ming vases and has a large collection thrown out by Captain C. Worthy who is obsessed with digging for pirate treasure, but throws out anything that’s not gold
Phuket has a special question for you: -
As always the answer is ridiculously simple, but if you haven’t worked it out, scroll down for the answer!
Answer:
The answer is of course 47 as this is the only one where rice or chips is not included!
