Private Sergeant Gonk
Meet Private Sergeant
Profile:
- Born in London, now lives in Gonkland
- Private Sergeant is a highly seasoned veteran having been exposed to mustard gas and pepper spray whilst guarding the Salt Flats in Bolivia
- Currently head of security at Guru Parama-gonka-yoga-plonka’s cave with his high powered water pistol and cunningly sophisticated camouflage
- Favourite pass-time is sleeping, which unfortunately doesn’t work well with being a security guard, but as he’s the only Gonk on Gonkland in possession of a water pistol he manages to hang onto his job
- Pastry, one of the Gonkling twins is very keen on ‘borrowing’ the water pistol, but so far hasn’t managed it!