Private Sergeant Gonk

Meet Private Sergeant


  • Born in London, now lives in Gonkland
  • Private Sergeant is a highly seasoned veteran having been exposed to mustard gas and pepper spray whilst guarding the Salt Flats in Bolivia
  • Currently head of security at Guru Parama-gonka-yoga-plonka’s cave with his high powered water pistol and cunningly sophisticated camouflage
  • Favourite pass-time is sleeping, which unfortunately  doesn’t work well with being a security guard, but as he’s the only Gonk on Gonkland in possession of a water pistol he manages to hang onto his job
  • Pastry, one of  the Gonkling twins is very keen on ‘borrowing’ the water pistol, but so far hasn’t managed it!  

Leeroy - Gonk